Half UFO. Half Lobster. 100% unhinged. Crash-landed on Solana. No roadmap. No promises. Just claws, vibes, and memes.
Every meme legend has a beginning. This one starts in outer space.
Deep in the Solana blockchain, a strange frequency was detected. Not human. Not bot. Something... crustacean. Something UNHINGED.
It smashed into block #42069. No parachute. No roadmap. Just massive alien claws and an attitude problem.
Within hours, NLOBSTER absorbed every meme known to mankind. It was no longer just a token. It was a CULT.
Simple. Transparent. Alien-approved. No BS.
Four steps to interstellar meme ownership. Even a human can do it.
Download Phantom or Solflare. Your portal to the meme dimension.
Buy SOL on any exchange. Send it to your wallet. Fuel the ship.
Pump.fun or Raydium. Paste contract. Swap. BOOM. You're alien.
Diamond claws ONLY. Aliens don't sell. They observe. They meme. They HOLD.
Intercepted transmissions from the NLOBSTER mothership.
We come in peace. And profit. Mostly profit.
My claws are diamond. My eyes are alien. My brain is MEME.
Houston, we have a lobster on the blockchain.
One small swap for man, one giant claw for memekind.
They said lobsters can't fly. They lied.
NLOBSTER doesn't rug. NLOBSTER observes. NLOBSTER memes.
Imagine not aping into an alien lobster. Could NOT be me.
wgmi. wagmi. NLOBSTER.
Frequently asked questions from humans and aliens alike.